A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...