A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...