Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...