When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...