A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...