Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...