The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...