Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...