Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...