Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Possible IBM acronyms
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He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...