Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...