Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...