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Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...