Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....