How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...