The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...