Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever