Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...