Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...