Football try-outs.
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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Blonde quickies 1-20
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M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...