Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!