Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...