What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
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Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Marriage quotes 12
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