Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.