No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...