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Please describe him
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Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Polak Crossed The Road
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Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Chicken and the road thru history.
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Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Two roaches having a discussion
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