What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!