When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...