Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...