Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...