Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...