Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...