Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...