Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...