Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...