10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
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Jay Leno Jokes!
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Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Campaign Slogans for George W
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What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...