American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...