Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...