Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.