40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...