What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
New submarine Ensign
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...