A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...