Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...