Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...