The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...