Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...