Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Oboe jokes
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The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
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Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
100 Buckets of Bits
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Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...