Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...