A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...