Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...