The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...