your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...