Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...