If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...