Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...