Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...