baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...