A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.