Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...