Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...