Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...