Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....