Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....