The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...