Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...