Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.